god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this
we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class
my group is doing the very hungry hitler
OH MY GOD
so hitler took poland
but he was still hungry
seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever
what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’
THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
lucas better keep his little mouth shut
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
#a kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the queen
fuck ethics, I’m doing the thing.